i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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