he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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