What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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