is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
foreskin is a definite game changer
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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