I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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