so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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