You smell like stripper and shame
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Randomize
