watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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