I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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