What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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