David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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