Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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