she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
