Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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