I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Someone signed my nipple.
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