morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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