Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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