Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Ambien. No doubt about it.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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