Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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