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he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
How does one acquire holy water?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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