i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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