I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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