Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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