She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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