idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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