yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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