Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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