On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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