i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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