She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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