? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm both gender and math confused
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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