i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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