im gay
i know
yea but for you.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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