To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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