What a fucking waste of an outfit
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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