Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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