It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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