is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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