He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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