He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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