belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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