i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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