they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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