Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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