Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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