Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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