actually, I'm a sock model
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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