If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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