omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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