can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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