Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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