i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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