Well apparently he's into motor boating.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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