Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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