Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I bet he comes in French.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
home. puking in laundry basket.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
